To everyone else in L.A., why is it stormy and in the 60s in June when it was 90 and sunny in January?

Why am I the only one still in school?

Why did UCLA pick James Franco to speak at the commencement ceremony next week, which he just flaked out on everyone (http://newsroom.ucla.edu/portal/ucla/james-franco-not-speaking-at-commencement-93699.aspx) anyway?

and how the FUCK did UC Merced get Michelle Obama?

Why are NBA Finals during UCLA finals? How do they expect us to study?

Why am i doing this instead of studying!?